Bachelor Food Staples: Why Men Really Get Married

Last night as I was driving home from my brother’s apartment after a hearty meal of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, I began to think about how it was that I was eating macaroni and cheese on a Sunday night. When I was a kid, our family always had a nice dinner on Sunday but now that I no longer live with my family, it seems that my meals consist of easy made foods and snacks. As I pondered this, I realized that this must be one of the key reasons why we bachelors feel the obligation to get married. For any sane man there is only so much that one can take of Ramen Noodles and Pop Tarts. There comes a time where a man is forced to do that which is beyond his nature, he must get married or perish by the hand of the five-minute-meal industry. His desire for good nourishment and the desire not to prepare it for himself outweighs all other perks of being unchained and free. My fellow bachelors; next time you begin to date a girl or if you are already are dating a girl, think about the real motive behind it. You may think it is love or even lust, but I submit to you that it is hunger!